It's like a jungle sometimes I wonder

Jungle is less violent and doesn't smell as bad.

Typical knuckle draggers. They destroy everything they come in contact with ...are thier any nice black neighborhoods ?? NO! That should tell you all you need to know about that naturally aggressive race of people.

That was his excuse.

" Sorry you fine gentleman, I can not partake in the fisty cuffs as I need to vacate "

Then proceeds to take a shit behind a bush