Birthday Suit Bandit

It's the idiot drivers fault!! Why the fuck did you even stop?! Then why did you just let him get in your car? Why are you saving your stupid mutt instead of your kid?! You worthless piece of shit cocksucker!! I bet he just wanted to grab the naked dudes dick! Fucking idiot!!

Undiagnosed Schizophreniac . For some reason, the first meltdown before treatment usually involves leaving the house naked and walking aimlessly down the road, day or night.

Police usually take them straight to a hospital. Some say they have a mental illness where in reality, they actually have a brain Disease. Entire parts of the brain cease to function.

They're not insane either, they go through episodes of dilusion and audio, visual hallucinations.

So did the dog steal the car?