If someone points a fire extinguisher at you like this, don't even give them a chance to use it; fucking dive-tackle them head on, wrestle them to the ground, and rape them with the nozzle.
Any chance you get to fuck these monkeys up...take it. They ask you for directions...point them the wrong way. They need help...tell 'em to fuck off. You gotta work with them...train them to fail. Sabotage them at every opportunity!
The fatigue is real.
If someone points a fire extinguisher at you like this, don't even give them a chance to use it; fucking dive-tackle them head on, wrestle them to the ground, and rape them with the nozzle.
Any chance you get to fuck these monkeys up...take it. They ask you for directions...point them the wrong way. They need help...tell 'em to fuck off. You gotta work with them...train them to fail. Sabotage them at every opportunity!