Drugrunners Nightride Interrupted

That's all great, but what about our drugs?

A federal judge has ruled that it was unlawful for Trump to intercept this vessel. You see, the location where this vessel was destroyed was a known habitat for the Atlantic Sardine, which has a history of problematic cocaine and fentanyl usage. The strike was considered unconstitutional and cruel & unusual punishment for these troubled fisheries. There’s now an injunction on any future air strikes on vessels in this region.

In unrelated news, Ilhan Omar’s net worth skyrocketed 3500% by going from a measly $51k in 2024 to a whopping $30M. Ilhan O,ar has stated that she’s just a peasant civil servant who has worked really hard this year. The Democractic caucus sees nothing wrong with this as she’s entitled to enrich herself with endless amounts of cash and influence on all financial markets. She’s a Muslim who has been wronged by hard-working Americans whi’ve follow the letter of the law their entire lives.

America the Beautiful indeed!