Ba da ba ba bahhhhhh

I'm, my boss said "the face of the company". (I'm in the front.)

Because we almost had a problem. I asked what should I do if a customer starts a fight.

"Kick his ass. You're welcomed to kick his ass."

You're not worried about getting sued?

"No, kick his ass. I will too."

(I always imagined. I would announce "I quit". Then start kicking the person's ass. Then after everything was over. Ask for my job back. All in hope to not get the business sued or a bad mark in my future job hunting.)

And fat as usual

Likely tried to pay with her EBT too.