Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Sweet!

Alas:

they'll be back in no time.

We Krauts have send some of them back as well, but they all come back eventually.

For instance, there's this "boss" of one criminal Clan who came to Germany illegally in the 80s. He's being deported every other year it seems, but he keeps popping up here again and again. Every deportation is just a free flight for his holiday back home.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miri-Clan

ICE will be singing and carroling door to door this year, speading law and order to a neighborhood near you.

I'll be home for Christmas

You can plan on me

Please have snow and mistletoe

And presents on the tree

Christmas Eve will find me

Where the lovelight gleams

I'll be home for Christmas

If only in my dreams