Popping threads

You're behind her on the escalator. As she gets half-way up, her large ass gets stuck, bringing her body to a stop.

Meanwhile, the escalator continues driving you forward and upwards. It rams your face into her ass, just as she rips a horrendous 30 second fart that sounds like the trumpet of panicked elephant mostly submersed in mud. It takes security over 90 minutes to free you from her ass crack, and no known detergent will ever make your clothes clean again.

These fat fuckers always reckon they only eat salads ,

God no please put it back on!!!!!