War 2

Alan Snackbar bitches.

Oh man. It looks like they bombed that shithole into a shithole.

Oil futures went over $100, the stock market shed a few thousand points, and now Dear Leader is pretty sure that Iran has had enough already...

Meanwhile, an 86-year old sky-wizard has been martyred and his less stable, equally extreme 56-year old sky-wizard son is now the Supremo.

Eh, fuck, $10B and a couple hundred children flushed, no biggy.

M I S S I O N

A C C O M P L I S H E D ! ! !