Trying To Get Keys Behind Chained Door

this is when you go around through the back door and take a baseball bat to their heads.

That was another well written sketch by reality

They was a time in the UK when it was standard practice to have a table by the front door with your landline telephone, and a little basket for your house and car keys. Literally everyone did it until burglars were putting wire coat hangers through the letterbox and stealing your keys.. To take your car and rob the house later.

The police had to do a TV campaign, telling people to move all of their shit away from their front doors. Personally, I keep all my shit in a kitchen draw, out of view.