"Man or Bear ?"

Yes yes but why allow bears to exist to begin with ?

What is the purpose of bears ?

I am not even making this up , we should genetically engineer them for cuddles !

In the long run of course , I know we don't have the tech yet .

None the less , cuddle beats are the only type of bears we should find acceptable !

If not friend , why shaped that way ? Get to work scientists , make them fluffy !

3 solutions.

1). Carry a gun

2). Throw a stick or anything visible so that the bear can see it. Bears are not able to comprehend how another animal can pick something up and hurtle it into the air. It usually results in them running away.

3). Get rid of your bitch ass dog.

That "man" sure sounds an awful lot like a woman.