I'LL GO FIRST: A PREGNANT MAN!

Things I won't find in a Liberal's home?

1. A sign out front that DOESN'T say "Black Lives Matter"

2. Someone who isn't vegan

3. Someone who isn't gluten-free

4. Someone who isn't an emotionally weak pussy who gets offended over irrelevant issues

5. A basement that isn't currently housing an illegal immigrant family

6. Common sense

6. People who aren't fixated on something other than climate change

7. Guns

8. Someone who can fight

9. Someone who doesn't have a lifetime membership to Whole Foods

10. Someone who doesn't give a fuck about recycling

11. A photo of a Republican President

12. Someone who doesn't believe in Chemtrails

13. Someone who doesn't have current warrants for 'Political Activism"

14. Something not flannel

15. A flag that doesn't have a rainbow on it

16 . A TV that doesn't have CNN on 24/7

17. Someone who wasn't a train-hopping hobo in their younger years

18. This could go on for days.....

Things I won't find in a MAGA home?

1. A paycheck stub

2. An 'employee of the month' award

3. A book, any book

4. A college graduation diploma

5. Common sense

6. One clean room free from trash and meth needles, etc

7. Employed people

8. Educated individuals

9. Teens who actually graduated from high school

10. Adults who can count past 10

11. People who actually love America

12. A photo of a black friend

13. A photo of a jew

14. A flag with a symbol other than a swastika

15. A future

A pride flag or two.