Do you get tired of your penis hanging around all the time? Does it stick to the inside of your leg or get in the way when you zip up your fly? Then jump on the bandwagon and get yourself a ...Do you get tired of your penis hanging around all the time? Does it stick to the inside of your leg or get in the way when you zip up your fly? Then jump on the bandwagon and get yourself a retractable penis. It hides when it's not needed, but when you're ready for action...BAM! A whole 3 inches of man meat appears to please the ladies... or whatever else you like putting your dick into.
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My baby boy has him beat.
Its a button mushroom
Squeezing your ass-cheecks for that extra inch is not worth the effort, sorry.