Maybe it's because I don't really believe in marriage, or maybe it's just because I'm a dick, but I love it when a guy has some big elaborate proposal in a public setting, and gets shot down...Maybe it's because I don't really believe in marriage, or maybe it's just because I'm a dick, but I love it when a guy has some big elaborate proposal in a public setting, and gets shot down. Whether it's center court at an NBA game, or in front of the Cinnabon at the mall, seeing all his hopes and dreams crushed in that few short seconds makes me laugh hysterically every time. Happy Valentine's day, sucker!
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He forgot she was the one person in America that hates Neil Diamond.
She probably fucking the guitarist on the side
Bada duesch!