When the bar is closing and you're still hunting for some muff to take home, this is exactly the kind of bitch you want to snatch up. She's too drunk to stand, but not too drunk to lay down ...When the bar is closing and you're still hunting for some muff to take home, this is exactly the kind of bitch you want to snatch up. She's too drunk to stand, but not too drunk to lay down and spread her legs. Now you'll just have to figure a way around her cock-blocking friends.
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She`s not drunk sh just slipped in the sneaky piss one of her friends did on the sidewalk
What the fuck? Some fucking moron didn't give her enough Rohypnol, she's still standing.
The drunker you are, the longer it takes to fall down.