I was always told there are starving people in China who would love to eat my food if I didn't. Now I come to find out they just want to stick it up their nose, and undoubtedly other orifice...I was always told there are starving people in China who would love to eat my food if I didn't. Now I come to find out they just want to stick it up their nose, and undoubtedly other orifices. Fuck you China, you can't have my left overs to use for your weird fetishes.
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Newsflash Asia: Chopsticks are crappy utensils, they are even worse as tools!
get the mallet one good hit
Later on he'll pee soup.