Seat belts are for pussies. If you can't handle getting tossed out of your car after a crash, then you shouldn't be driving. Also, it helps if you're drunk, because you don't tense up and ge...Seat belts are for pussies. If you can't handle getting tossed out of your car after a crash, then you shouldn't be driving. Also, it helps if you're drunk, because you don't tense up and get hurt. So always be sure to throw back a few shots before getting behind the wheel. It's just the safe and responsible thing to do.
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He's in a hurry going nowhere
T Bone to broken bones in One Secound
DUI, White and just stupid..this is too easy..Clowns