I can see this fucker had himself a good night. All pissed up, pants around his ankles, and a plate of food in hand. Well, half a plate of food now. Fuck it, man. Sleep it off in the hallway...I can see this fucker had himself a good night. All pissed up, pants around his ankles, and a plate of food in hand. Well, half a plate of food now. Fuck it, man. Sleep it off in the hallway if you have to. You know you're just going to make a fucking mess in your apartment.
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Ive been drunker sat on comode to take a shit forgot to pull down my pants down and if that ain't bad I drove home from the bar one night in what I thought was my car but it was a police car went in house went to bed made love to my wife next morning I was in wrong house fucked wrong woman went to jail for stealing police car now that's fucking drunk
I admit that I have been fucked up drunk like this many times before, maybe even worse. BUT, my pants have never came loose, and no matter how drunk I may be, I am still capable of killing any douchebag who wants to start shit with me, or at least very seriously injuring him/her.
Ive been drunker sat on comode to take a shit forgot to pull down my pants down and if that ain't bad I drove home from the bar one night in what I thought was my car but it was a police car went in house went to bed made love to my wife next morning I was in wrong house fucked wrong woman went to jail for stealing police car now that's fucking drunk
Been there done that. even have the pics...
I admit that I have been fucked up drunk like this many times before, maybe even worse. BUT, my pants have never came loose, and no matter how drunk I may be, I am still capable of killing any douchebag who wants to start shit with me, or at least very seriously injuring him/her.