Ahh fuck! I just jizzed in my shorts. Again. And I just washed them too. That sucks. Oh well, since I already soiled them, I might as well rub another one out while I'm sitting here in my ow...Ahh fuck! I just jizzed in my shorts. Again. And I just washed them too. That sucks. Oh well, since I already soiled them, I might as well rub another one out while I'm sitting here in my own spunk. I've never had so much envy for a hula hoop.
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my neighbor just bought a trampoline for their teenage daughter :P
that...... beat
If my neck could move like that I'd be able swallow a whole box of saltines without water. I would be proud.