What's Behind Door Number One?
Is somebody behind that door? I'm pretty sure I heard something. Who's there? Oh, I see. Excuse me while I go remove the feces from my underwear.
Is somebody behind that door? I'm pretty sure I heard something. Who's there? Oh, I see. Excuse me while I go remove the feces from my underwear.
my dick makes that sound when i open my zipper.
ker-PLUNK*
But is it house trained.