Taliban Firing Squad Praises The Great Allah
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Yay, more of these fuckers are killing each other and Allah is raining down blessings from his shitty asshole. Blah, blah, Allah, Allah, blah, let's go kill some fuckers!
Q: A Muslim, a socialist, and a communist walk into a bar.
A: The bartender says hello Mr. President.
Q: What did Danielle Bregoli say about the Syrian civil war?
A: Cash Me Assad How Bou Dat.
Q: What does a Fat Muslim radical yell?
A: Allahu Snack Bar.
Q: What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?
A: Anything you want she's already been stoned to death.
Q: What is the difference between a Protestant woman and a Muslim woman?
A: Protestant woman get stoned before they commit adultery.
Phrases..........
AUTO ARRAREGH DVATEMAN MAMO SEPAHEH-HAST.= It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of your car.
Q. What did the Muslim man say to his wife on their wedding day?
A. “I’m so happy… that you managed to get the day off school today”.
They used to say ‘An apple a day keeps the doctor away’ but now most of the doctors are Muslim I find bacon works better.
The Muslims first invented the condom in the year 654 using a goat intestine. Christians expanded on this idea in 1364 by taking the intestine out of the goat first.
Allah akbar is a fucking weak cunt and the people fucking assholes
I didn't care about these people 25 years ago, thanks to the Bush's now we are married to this shit religion for life....praise Allah...