Awesome. You don't even have to go out to the bar tonight. A drunk slut just fell right into your lap. Well, faceplanted on the sidewalk actually, but go help her up and she can faceplant in...Awesome. You don't even have to go out to the bar tonight. A drunk slut just fell right into your lap. Well, faceplanted on the sidewalk actually, but go help her up and she can faceplant in your lap. See, dreams do come true.
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Im telling u, that strange magnetic field in russia !
That's a roundabout way to find the keys to the front end of someone's car.
There is no such thing as rock bottom in russia. Only concrete & asphalt.