Jay's getting cut today to repair his shoulder, which I'm thinking he blew out during an intense beat off session, but he says it was skateboarding. Either way, let's hope he makes it out of...Jay's getting cut today to repair his shoulder, which I'm thinking he blew out during an intense beat off session, but he says it was skateboarding. Either way, let's hope he makes it out of surgery alive. If he does happen to die, he told me to take over as King of Crazyshit, but as wonderful a title that is, I'd rather have my buddy able to bring that can of Coors from the table to his mouth without any pain. Keep the big guy in your prayers when you face east and bow to Allah.
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^that was a little bit funny,,,, but I gotta neg ya because your still an ingnant fucqtard!
Probably fucked his shoulder up by beating somebody else's meat.
Jay on a skateboard.. And my ass is fried chicken.