If you have a flat in Australia, and the bar is about to close, you have two choices. Fix the tire, and miss last call. Or you man the fuck up, and drive to that bar. Fuck fixing the flat. T...If you have a flat in Australia, and the bar is about to close, you have two choices. Fix the tire, and miss last call. Or you man the fuck up, and drive to that bar. Fuck fixing the flat. That shit will be there when you have your last few drinks. Clearly this guy has made the right choice.
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meanwhile in Australia no body gives a fuck
@bobbabooey: kunt will be happy to "grow" your dick for ya... and all it'll cost you is the change you got in your pocket.
@Immanuel Who sells dick growing shit on this site? Hook a brotha up!