Let's see here, he could step to the side and watch the tree fall next to him, or he could run in the exact line that the tree is falling and hope he's faster. Well, he's obviously a dumbass...Let's see here, he could step to the side and watch the tree fall next to him, or he could run in the exact line that the tree is falling and hope he's faster. Well, he's obviously a dumbass. Too bad the tree wasn't bigger.
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Go left or go right, you don’t have to run as far. I don’t know why some people don’t get the concept and go straight instead.
If this stupid fucker wasn't riding the short bus to the school of life, you're absolutely sure he is now.....
the tree has a license to bitch slap