You know what airlines hate the most about when an airplane is struck by lighting? Having all the seat covers cleaned after everyone shits themselves. You have to know that the plane was hit...You know what airlines hate the most about when an airplane is struck by lighting? Having all the seat covers cleaned after everyone shits themselves. You have to know that the plane was hit by lighting while you are on the inside.
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Zeus Doesn't want you to take off!
Someone was praying "Please god don't let me die in a plane crash" wish granted
@mckugy How come every mother fucker that has that avatar is a fucking moron?