Why not? He's an Asian on a moped so he knows chances are he might die. Might as well get last one fap in. Masturbating on a moped probably increases his chance of dying too. If he doesn't e...Why not? He's an Asian on a moped so he knows chances are he might die. Might as well get last one fap in. Masturbating on a moped probably increases his chance of dying too. If he doesn't end up splattered all over a truck, maybe he'll end up splattering all over one.
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So THAT'S why they're always crashing!
This and alcohol/drugs = cause of deadly accident = 100 % (incl. Flip-Flops during riding)
I wouldn't give him a ticket if I was the cop, nope, just impressed and carry on you sick fucker