CRAZYSHIT PRESENTS: LOSING VIRGINITY TO A PORNSTAR

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  •   stenchfart May 27, 2018

    Yeah ..who didn`t see that fail coming

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    • letmefindout May 27, 2018

      @stenchfart

      The road from Geek to Freak is perilous at best, embarrassing at worst.

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    • misteram May 28, 2018

      @stenchfart When she is laughing you can smell the seemon!! That's why i never do something with a pornstar!!

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    • frank n. stein May 28, 2018

      @stenchfart

      I thought it would be the opposite. I thought the tard would cum after 5 seconds.

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  •   iwantagoodhj247 May 27, 2018

    that dude was a virgin?! Noooooooo!

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    • tanyajaxx May 28, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247 She's a lucky girl.. I miss my seal clubing days! - Thats when 2nd year students go out and club some 1st year rookies in the first couple weeks of uni.

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  • baddogonline May 27, 2018

    Poor guy, now he probably thinks every girl has a worn out cunt, like this whore.

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    •   ouch May 27, 2018

      @baddogonline I actually spat my drink all over my monitor reading that

      LMMFAO

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    •   graveyard May 27, 2018

      @baddogonline maybe that's why he did not finish, he didn't feel shit.

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  • chained cat May 27, 2018

    Thought the bitch was going to get him to blow in his own face at the end but was such a shit shag that she couldn't get him off

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  • alexive May 27, 2018

    his face was a virgin but not his penis

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    •   ketamine<3 May 27, 2018

      @alexive you know your penis' .... I'll agree since apparently I do too..

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      •   sarge07 May 27, 2018

        @ketamine<3

        you know his penis???

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        •   ketamine<3 May 27, 2018

          @sarge07 we've met briefly.. not as well as I'd say you think but to answer the question yes..

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          •   sarge07 May 27, 2018

            @ketamine<3

            when I was bartending at Riley's, I had to pee like a racehorse. Right when I finished up the boss called to see if the bar needed any supplies, and the men's room was a damn echo chamber. When I walked back behind the bar and rewashed my hands one of the regular ladies asked who I was talking to in there, and I said a good friend of mine a Mr. Willy Johnson and if she was good I introduce her, it took her ten minutes to realize what I said.

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            •   ketamine<3 May 27, 2018

              @sarge07 haha oh fuck dude that's funny I'm sorry.. we've definitely met.. I've gotten drunk there many times.. if not me you met then my family. We all look the same. Be well and take care of Mr. Willy ok?

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  • 2fur1 May 27, 2018

    I never thought I would actually see a real-life Butthead, but... voila! Butthead butt nekkid. Ha!

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  •   ketamine<3 May 27, 2018

    Shit I came in a few minutes the first time I fucked.. and it got shorter every time after as my care for the bitch I was with went down.. I know I'm I dick but fuck it there's women who do it too!

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    •   sarge07 May 27, 2018

      @ketamine<3

      every male does, that's a fact of life

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      •   ketamine<3 May 27, 2018

        @sarge07 indeed it is. Just stating the facts my good sir!

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  • working4theweekend May 27, 2018

    I can’t wait to see the 3 way with Beavis

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  •   luvthick May 27, 2018

    Give that man an Oscar!

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    •   iwantagoodhj247 May 27, 2018

      @luvthick after that embarrassing performance, I'm nominating him for a Razzie

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    •   sarge07 May 27, 2018

      @luvthick

      Oscar Mayer Weiner?

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  • mr_krabs May 27, 2018

    That’s the guy who’s been whackin’ it in my tool shed!

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    • cs-admi_natzi May 27, 2018

      @mr_krabs like a couple of g9d dang spider monkeys

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  •   ouch May 27, 2018

    DERP! 100%

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  •   nybadguy May 27, 2018

    After I get through with her. she would need TP for her Bung hole.

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  • cacatanga May 27, 2018

    ....an angel at her best.....god works in mysterious ways.... Amen.

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  • magnumanus May 27, 2018

    The fuck is wrong with that guys face?? He looks like a mole

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    • airsporter May 27, 2018

      @magnumanusHa + You shouldent really anthropropormise (is that right??) Humans with animal characteristics..)

      I know what you mean though...

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      • magnumanus May 27, 2018

        @airsporter anthropomorphising

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  • airsporter May 27, 2018

    Poor sod!.....He'll be shooting up his School next week 'cos she hasn't texted back!

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  •   sarge07 May 27, 2018

    The fukker gives us LSU alums a bad rap

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    •   ketamine<3 May 27, 2018

      @sarge07 hey man I'm only a hockey fan but my family is from LSU.. im with you! Louisiana is beautiful.. once I get the money to live that way I'm building a boat and living on the river. Fish for food, boil water.. no need for money... perfect life.

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  •   sarge07 May 27, 2018

    She's a porn star? What's her name Ivana Biggertits??

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  • firmbuttfriendly May 27, 2018

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  •   burfurger May 27, 2018

    We'd like you to meet your stalker for the rest of your life.

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  • stevenkk May 27, 2018

    Lucky bastard

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  •   siko666 May 27, 2018

    auhhh, auhhh, she wants me to do-er

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  • chingon1979 May 27, 2018

    She's using her cooter to stop a shooter

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  • blowback51 May 27, 2018

    Stop beavis.yur mom needs my help

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  • wpginterceptor May 27, 2018

    he aint no virgin!!

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  • holak6778 May 27, 2018

    I was thinking he’d nut in like 3secs turns out he passed the test....... Gay

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  •   lafind May 27, 2018

    Hell, I'll take her next, he didn't do any damage.

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  • peaks May 27, 2018

    Tell me about the rabbits again George.

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    •   iwantagoodhj247 May 28, 2018

      @peaks too cerebral...i prefer the Looney toones version...But I can't say Sylvester, George...

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      •   sarge07 May 28, 2018

        @iwantagoodhj247

        make you wonder how many have actually read the banned book, "Of mice and men"?

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        • peaks May 28, 2018

          @sarge07

          One of my favorites.

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        •   iwantagoodhj247 May 29, 2018

          @sarge07 "Curley keeps his left hand covered with Vasoline so it will be soft for his wife. He needs the glove to keep the Vasoline on his hand."

          I used to joke at work with this quote. I'd always say I gotta keep my hand covered in Vaseline so it's soft for my women. No one ever understood. So I'm thinking not many ppl know it.

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  • aaronspencer37 May 27, 2018

    Heck I'm willing to pay a Porn Star to take My Virginity since I am a 38 year old Virgin.

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    •   maddog123 May 27, 2018

      He's luckier than I was I lost my virginity to a fucking water melon

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  •   maddog123 May 27, 2018

    Or was it mamas turkey she cooked for thanksgiving hmm I can't really remember fuck

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    •   maddog123 May 27, 2018

      All I no is back then I was fucking every thing but the real thing

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  • aadale May 28, 2018

    He's actually super cute aside from the goofy grin, the real funny thing is he got more dick than half of y'all commenting! He might not have blown a wad, but at least he didn't show up with the baby corn half y'all woulda disappointed her with, blowing your wad after 2 strokes talking bout....was it good for you!

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    • aaronspencer37 May 28, 2018

      @aadale See that's the kind of comments that makes Me even more depressed and scared to have Sex because I can't help that I was born with a small penis.

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  • andrew_w May 28, 2018

    Uhhh, are they sure that guy is all there mentally? He seemed a bit... off to me. I'm not sure he could legally consent to sex. Dude's a fuckin' retard.

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  •   pdx2002 May 28, 2018

    Damn her “tits” are awful.

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  • mr.spine May 28, 2018

    I lost mine to a nice pretty girl maybe...I can't tell through the decomposition

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    •   iwantagoodhj247 May 29, 2018

      @mr.spine although I'm with you on this one, I've asked my "friends" (a lot of stuffed animals and Barbie dolls) if this technique counts and most of them say no... sorry dude.

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  • studd3rz May 28, 2018

    Heheh uhhh heheh uhhh heheh uhhh heheh

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  • frank n. stein May 29, 2018

    From the neck down

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  •   picklehiesner May 29, 2018

    I finished

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  • behenchod June 1, 2018

    he fucked her right

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  •   spider-man June 5, 2018

    Jesus that was great. I love this site

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