CRAZYSHIT'S GUIDE TO THE WORLD CUP

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  • stinkburger June 17, 2018

    Soccer is still gay.

    +15 -5
    • vestanpance June 17, 2018

      @stinkburger

      Could be worse, could be ice hockey, american football, baseball or even basketball.

      +2 -11
      • joedumber June 17, 2018

        im never getting married.....or playing soccer

        +3 -0
        • vestanpance June 17, 2018

          @joedumber

          I guess all your local ladies are breathing a sigh of relief.

          +2 -1
      • stinkburger June 17, 2018

        @vestanpance first of all its just called "hockey" we don't need you to name a surface. hockey kicks ass and was a gift from the Gods.

        +2 -1
        • vestanpance June 17, 2018

          @stinkburger

          Its called football, not soccer. If I can make allowances why can`t you? Pedant.

          +2 -2
        •   ketamine<3 June 17, 2018

          @stinkburger hell yeah hockey fucking kicks ass! The best part about it is you can have an all out brawl and it's only a short penalty lol. I remember my dad would sit behind the penalty box of the opposing teams and hang a rubber chicken down in and fuck with them haha!

          +1 -0
        • grinder666 June 23, 2018

          @stinkburger hockey is gay

          +0 -0
    • alexive June 17, 2018

      @stinkburger football is the number one sport in the world its not gay man. we love it as much as y'all love basketball or American rugby. even more

      +2 -3
      • i_am_goff June 18, 2018

        @alexive

        Soccer is a sissy sport--a bunch of man-babies constantly throwing themselves on the ground and faking serious injury to get a penalty. You just don't see that level of cuck-ery in football, hockey, rugby, MMA, boxing, wrestling--you know, the MAN sports. Twenty years ago the "beautiful game" wasn't so full of injury-faking sissy-boys like today. I just get a little sick of so-called world class athletes rolling around on the ground holding their ankle like it's broken only to have some derp with magic spray instantaneously cure him once the ref made their decision on the alleged foul.

        +0 -0
  •   wallawilly June 17, 2018

    Some fine ho's!! CS trying to go legit...

    +2 -0
    •   ketamine<3 June 17, 2018

      @wallawilly naw... it's all a ploy to get you in the future... I've seen this trick before dude.

      +0 -1
  •   burfurger June 17, 2018

    Meanwhile, I go to a game, I get stuck between a 350lb slob who stuffs his face non stop and takes up half my seat, and a guy who constantly yells at the teams like they can hear him.

    +4 -0
    •   vikingshill June 17, 2018

      @burfurger Hmm, sounds like a cheese loving Packer fan lol

      +3 -0
      •   burfurger June 17, 2018

        @vikingshill

        You Ain't kidding! Not me though. GO VIKES!

        +1 -0
        •   vikingshill June 17, 2018

          @burfurger Shhh, don't jinx them! Oh, who am I kidding, those assholes are never gonna win a SB...and I've been a fan for over 40 years

          +0 -0
          •   burfurger June 17, 2018

            @vikingshill

            Ditto. But hey, the Cubs did it!

            +1 -0
            •   goodster June 17, 2018

              @burfurger @vikingshill ,,,Yup your right,,,, PATS rule!! "for now"

              +0 -0
          •   sarge07 June 17, 2018

            @vikingshill

            a die hard fan, is a die hard fan no matter the wins

            +0 -0
            •   wallawilly June 17, 2018

              @sarge07

              You are so correct! As a Cubs fan, I know all to well.

              +0 -0
  • letmefindout June 17, 2018

    It isn't a World Cup if it isn't at least a C cup.

    +1 -1
  • hellzyeah June 17, 2018

    World Cunts more like it

    +1 -1
  •   iwantagoodhj247 June 17, 2018

    I like foreign sluts too...

    +0 -0
    •   wallawilly June 17, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247

      I have no Slut bias. A good slut, is a slut we all know and love..

      +0 -0
  • skullfuck3r June 17, 2018

    She put the mortar into the tube backwards.

    +1 -0
    •   ketamine<3 June 17, 2018

      @skullfuck3r she ate Taco Bell earlier. It's only blowing one way no matter which way it's loaded.

      +1 -0
    •   sarge07 June 17, 2018

      @skullfuck3r

      future depends spoksperson

      +1 -0
      • skullfuck3r June 17, 2018

        @sarge07 Depends probably don't even realize they have a new customer base in all the cam whores destroying there O-rings.

        +1 -0
        •   ketamine<3 June 17, 2018

          @skullfuck3r wouldn't it be funny if Depends hired people to go on web cam sites and pay for girls to stick bigger and bigger things up their ass?

          +0 -0
  • cs-admi_natzi June 17, 2018

    GOOAAALLLL!

    +0 -0
  • airsporter June 17, 2018

    Seems to me that U.S. Football players are too chickenshit to play Rugby without dressing up like gladiators and spending most of the game head down arse up waiting to receive a wide one from behind

    +3 -3
    • vestanpance June 17, 2018

      @airsporter

      Totally agree

      +1 -2
    •   happyjack June 17, 2018

      @airsporter we also drive with seat belts over here, don't eat rat poison. We're just pussies like that.

      +1 -1
      • vestanpance June 17, 2018

        @happyjack

        Do you really think everyone in the UK drives without a seatbelt?

        I can`t speak for the whole country but I`ve never eaten rat poison although I seriously considered feeding it to the first wife.

        +0 -0
      • airsporter June 17, 2018

        @happyjack Seat belts have been mandatory for over 20 years as have motorbike helmets...Whats the rat poison ref to?

        +0 -0
        •   happyjack June 17, 2018

          @airsporter to calling Americans chicken shit for wearing protective gear for sports.

          +0 -1
        •   ketamine<3 June 17, 2018

          @airsporter helmets aren't mandatory in AZ yet.. hopefully never.

          +0 -0
  • 72jayd June 17, 2018

    If it had some of this Americans might actually watch it.

    +0 -0
  • drewstl June 17, 2018

    When they coming to The American? 2026?

    +0 -0
  •   luvthick June 17, 2018

    Hank Hill is funny as fuck!

    +1 -1
    •   sarge07 June 17, 2018

      @luvthick

      yep, but Boomhauer is still my favorite and Kahn is a major douche

      +1 -0
  • peaks June 17, 2018

    Normally soccer fans throw shit, piss and Molotov cocktails at each other.

    This is better.

    +0 -1
  • pickdickle June 17, 2018

    Soccer is for fags but this......this i like

    +2 -1
  •   lafind June 17, 2018

    If these girls represent soccer, I may have to give it another look.

    +1 -0
  • xenomorph June 17, 2018

    I have watched over 400 hours of soccer...nearly saw a goal once.

    +2 -1
    • vestanpance June 17, 2018

      @xenomorph

      Isnt that how long a baseball game takes?

      +1 -2
      •   sarge07 June 17, 2018

        @vestanpance

        no, that's curling

        +0 -0
        • vestanpance June 17, 2018

          @sarge07

          And fucking cricket, the only game that can take 5 days to play and still its a draw and to top it all it`s played in a white 3 piece suit. Now there`s a weird game.

          +0 -0
    • airsporter June 17, 2018

      @xenomorph Dont even contemplate Golf and a hole in one!

      +0 -0
  • ithinkimdumb June 17, 2018

    ...I never realized how much I liked soccer till just now...

    +0 -0
  • strokerace June 17, 2018

    It's Nerf or nothing

    +2 -0
  • mr_krabs June 17, 2018

    They get paid millions to fall over and cry. Not much of a sport.

    +0 -1
  • hellokitty June 17, 2018

    This video is a GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!

    +0 -0
  • deadpen June 17, 2018

    Yeah, well too bad that all the flip flop wearing soccer lovers hate women.

    +0 -1
  • frank n. stein June 17, 2018

    .

    +0 -0
    • vestanpance June 17, 2018

      @frank n. stein

      A good point, well made.

      +2 -0
      •   wallawilly June 17, 2018

        @vestanpance

        I agree. Most excellent point!

        +1 -0
  •   wallawilly June 17, 2018

    "The rules of soccer are very simple, basically it is this: if it moves, kick it. If it doesn't move, kick it until it does!"

    +0 -0
  • awoo56709 June 17, 2018

    i like my blonds the way i like my women, blond.

    +1 -0
    •   vikingshill June 17, 2018

      @awoo56709 I like my women like I like my whiskey, 18 years old and mixed up with a little coke

      +0 -0
  • forcekeen June 18, 2018

    Italy isn't qualified

    +0 -0
  •   spider-man June 22, 2018

    Yes! You tell ‘em Hank

    +0 -0
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