I almost don't wanna survive for them.
Thank god I didn't take up machete juggling.
@nebula Well you can't say that they didn't want the cut.
How about ban-hammer receiving? srv alot? Lol!
the second guy is having a problem on a good position in dying.. well, keep trying bro...
They wish they never got whacked with a machete in the first place, too.
Isn't it just easier to move to another part of the country?
@letmefindout Like the part OUTSIDE of it?
I bet he can turn his head all the way around.
He looks like a Pez Dispenser
Or a bobble head for the dashboard.
@mr_krabs if it bobbled too far it may fall off
i can see a cave at the back f his neck...
Guess the machete buy back program isn't working out so well.
@burfurger Johnny Carson approves this joke... lol..
"All right boys, let's piece this story together!"
@luvthick -ithink guy #1 was minding his own and guy #2 wasn't having none of it. So he pulled his machete out and said fck you., guy #1 was prepared too, he had the New Jack Swing Comin at him. The rest is the directors cut.
@luvthick Frank Drebin... police squad.. lol..
Just throw them over the border into the US, that way they get free healthcare.
@ketamine<3 It fuckin sucks, but it's true...godammit.
@oathbreaker i live in Arizona. I know..
@ketamine<3 May I suggest you try using a solid, dense structure, capable of impeding movement through it?
The problem is the liberal douchebags granting amnesty in Tucson and Pima County. All should be arrested for aiding and abetting criminal activity.
@oathbreaker not my call man. If it was things would be very different.
I want to see the video of when they heal up and retaliate.. that should be good.
Going to need a team of cobblers to stitch stitch stitch throughout the night.
Every time I see these victims I want to send them $.69 a month as though they were/are an abused pet.
@letmefindout It doesn't go to them...By time the money works it's way through all the bureaucratic bullshit to the people, it's usually gone. Or very, very little. Just send yer "hopes and prayers"! Way cheaper, too!
mere scratches that a few stitches cannot solve
The first guy got mauled by tigers in their enclosure, I saw this just the other day.
@xenomorph source please?
@ketamine<3 I am looking for it, not sure if it was youtube or facebook, will post if I find it again.
What kind of noob was operating the machetes?
@iwantagoodhj247 The old Buggs Bunny loony tunes right?
For a splitting headache just take two aspirin..
FFS come on boys, hold it together!
Danny Trejo is a busy motherfucker..
HA! [See my reply to rugga below.]
@frank n. stein Dude is fucking Bad ass, what can I say..... (pun intended). =p
I wonder if they made the final cuts?
@keysersoze9515 Pretty sure most of him ended up on the cutting room floor.
I have a machete from Brasil it works great.
@mr.spine I have a broom that says "made in brasil" damn thing keeps trying to cut my foot off.
@calethehuman wear flip flops so it knows you're not a threat
HUY ; SANALEJO ALEJALO.
put on Jerry Goldsmith-Total Recall theme in the background for a more cinematic effect while watching this shit
Not sure I would WANT to live after that
Im bettin niether lived ... Wounds like that in a shit hole country gotta get mad infections... Staphylococcus for everyone!!!
Now that HAS to sting!
That last guy won't survive much longer with all that blood loss.
That's machitty. The second guy died trying to look cool
Not going to be defying it for much longer, the grim reaper had it's way with both of them.
These vids just cut me up.
spics love machetes
And spics love MACHETE.....starring Danny Trejo
When is it allowable to "put them out of their misery"?
Not For Long!,,,