Eew

This is not funny to me.... I saw a Vegas show last night and the guy sitting beside me was an old fat German guy who had shit his pants. Every time he leaned over to say something to the woman with him... the smell would come "reeking" from under his seat. They should discount his seat until it can be replaced.

She's just checking the sticky/smelly consistancy of the gorilla glue she's hidden up her snatch

When you have to check if its you or the bitch beside you, thats not good.