Worst hitman in Moscow

I said fire a shot up his nose, not across it!

Hitman: sorry sir, im doing my best [cross eyed]

Who is this?

Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole, sir.

I know that, what's his name?

Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir, gunners first class Philip Asshole.

Who made this man a gunner?

Cross eyed guy: I did sir, He's my cousin.

Who is he?

Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too, sir.

How many assholes we got in this group anyhow?

Everyone except Sandurz: YO!

I knew it, im surrounded by assholes..

Modern day Barney Fife

I think he could have killed the guy if he wanted. Looks like he got a warning shot across his bow.