Busted with side girl

I don’t speak Pokémon but it sounds like they got a lecture. Subtitles please.

LOL! I got caught fucking our cities Japanese Mayors daughter. He wanted to kick my ass, but he couldn't reach it. I just put my hand on his head like I would any 5 yr old. He was really pissed when I married her.

Why work yourself up to this level of stress - Its China - Just go out and get another one!

Besides I couldent sleep with that damn light.