African thief getting tortured

That guy has a master's degree in torturing. Most videos here depicting torture looks like the torturer is putting a hell of a lot of work into it. This guy isn't even raising his voice or breaking a sweat. The thief won't even have a mark on him when he leaves the room. Kudos to you, sir.

Calvin Klein should use that in their next advertising campaign.

Hes got a very reassuring voice even to someone with dislocated shoulders!

A career with Audible Talking Books beckons.