Thief: I was killed by a woman wearing flip flops.
Devil: Brazil, right?
Thief: yeah.
Devil: So, did you try to assault her with a machete?
Thief: No. With a gun.
Devil: And she shoots you first?
Thief: Well, I never gave proper maintenance to my gun and was really low on ammo. I was hoping it would be easy.
Devil: I don´t know where the fuck put you in. These days the policy is that retarded like you should end in the other place. Nevermind, Let´s put you with the gays. Afterall most of the gunlovers that come here are going there anyway.
Using him as a footrest, that's cold
Devil: How did you died?
Thief: I was killed by a woman wearing flip flops.
Devil: Brazil, right?
Thief: yeah.
Devil: So, did you try to assault her with a machete?
Thief: No. With a gun.
Devil: And she shoots you first?
Thief: Well, I never gave proper maintenance to my gun and was really low on ammo. I was hoping it would be easy.
Devil: I don´t know where the fuck put you in. These days the policy is that retarded like you should end in the other place. Nevermind, Let´s put you with the gays. Afterall most of the gunlovers that come here are going there anyway.
Deserved a bullet to the face for the early 2000s haircut.Trends come and go but flip flops are forever,