when you want to be a cucumber

  • 14
  • 3
  • Favorite
  • Favorited
  • Share
  • 27 Comments
amarelo User Avatar
amarelo
18,801 Views 6 years ago User Submissions

I bet he is going to the market tomorrow at the same time

  • canlib March 30, 2020

    Look like she's got butt implants

    +1
    -0
  • your_sister March 29, 2020

    Hubby watching from behind her. Guess who's NOT getting laid?

    +0
    -0
  • illspoken March 29, 2020

    That reminds me of a joke

    A gay person enters a grocery store.

    He tells the greengrocer "I want the largest cucumber you have".

    The grocer obliges him and brings a cucumber 1,5 meters long.

    He says "sir, this is the largest I have, would you like me to cut it in 2 halves or maybe 3 pieces?"

    The gay man replies, "What do you think my ass is? A piggy bank?"

    +1
    -2
 
Home Videos Pictures Shit Show Memes Series Categories User Uploads Enable shortcuts Disable Shortcuts 18 & Abused Login Register

Swipe up for next video