Amateur Soccer in Mexico City

Why didn’t they kick the balls?

It was 1/2 way through, when his blue skivvies were on display, that Pedro wished he had worn clean underwear that day.

But, shortly after, when only 3/4 the way through his beating, that he gained mild satisfaction in between kicks, that he'd shat in his skivvies, which his attackers were now handling.

Let's call that 1-1 as he though as he slipped into naked unconsciousness, awaiting round 2 - bent over the hood of the nearest car.

You know if the word Soccer is in a sentence, whatever follows is gonna be boring. I give you exhibit: A