Kidnapping Goes Wrong In India

I wish we could do this in the states,,,the crime rate would go down and there would be some frightened criminals ,sometimes it's fun to not involve the police

Never ask an Indian to change a lightbulb or kidnap your tranny

Who would want to steal an Indian? They smell like curry talk with an Indian accent (ask Joe Biden) and you would have to feed it. I guess if your cable box was unplugged but after that they are no help at all.