Yes people actually pay for this

Worth every penny

Just a bunch of broken and useless pussies. Well some can be used as a Caddyshack

Then there was me shedding tears of joy but mostly sorrow standing behind the Dr at the maternity ward who was stitching up the tightest pussy that I'd ever had the good fortune to slide into that once belonged to my better half. After the long, stressful and very very messy birth of our first born, I murmered in his ear "any chance of putting another stitch or two in there old chap?"