woman involved in witchcraft is dismembered

Salem much!

Still fuckable. Nooooo just kidding. Im not that kinda guy.

We know this woman is a witch because she looks like one.

We know this woman is a witch because she dresses like one.

We know this woman is a witch because she has a wart.

We know this woman is a witch because she turned someone into a newt.

(a newwwt?)

One burns witches.

One burns wood.

Witches burn because they are made out of wood.

Wood floats in water.

A duck floats in water.

If the woman weighs the same as a duck, then she is made of wood.

The woman weighs the same as a duck.

Therefore, the woman is a witch.