Young

Half of you in the comments would think you have a chance with this 20 out of 10 bombshell. The bad news is all 5 foot 2 inches and 300 pounds of you would get rejected. Scratch that... You wouldn't get your foot in the door to even get that far. And believe me I wouldn't get my foot in the door either but at the very least I'm not delusional to think that I do.

Wish I could make out her ID...

It's too blurry, and she's too hot.

Maybe my retinas are fogging up.

Old enough