The Penis Maiden

The Penis Maiden
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10,832 Views 1 decade ago Bizarre

It's like acupuncture only different.

  • dj_retro January 30, 2007

    I don't get why everybody thinks that girls only care about the size of a guy's cock. I had a girlfriend a while back that loved me for who I am. I was a fat, loser nerd who thought he could never get anybody, no matter how hard he tried. She showed me that I am way more than I think I am. Just because I was gross on the outside, doesn't mean that I'm not beautiful on the inside. I have a heart of gold and have never looked the other way when someone needs my help or someone turns on me. I still love all of my friends and my family and everyone that has shown me love and respect no matter who they are. My ex got me to stop being so lazy and because I kept on putting myself down all the time, to do something about it. I am now pretty strong (still working on that six-pack), with the memories of her and the love she gave to me. She taught me that even if I lose her (and I did, she cheated on me and broke up with me Graduation night, that's right. I graduated from high school unlike yourblackgod), that their will always be someone out their for me. I now believe that, staring at the stars in the sky, that there is someone out their for me. For example, look at the brightest star and make that the girl of your dreams. Than, look at a really dim star and make that your ex-lover (if you have more than one, choose more than one dim star). Look at all the other stars out their in the sky and than just think: those stars represent all the other girls I will go out with in my lifetime. Their will be lots of heartbreak, but I will soon find that one that I want to spend the rest of my life with. See, yourblackgod, not every girl cares about the cock. If anybody else agrees with my views, please visit my Myspace name of DJ_Retro. My Myspace features me in a T-shirt that says "Ya'll with the Vampire Squad." I'm also sporting a small beard type-thing. I need Myspace views to be able to compete with friends, and, a nice message on this post would be really cool.

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  • attomewaffe_96 December 19, 2006

    why would you do that to your self

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  • thebigd December 10, 2006

    To: thebirdbiotch. If you had one black cock that should be enough to keep every white man away from you for life. You probably still have the smell on you.

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