So, your dick's name is hammer? And it is the "Standard of Purity"? Breath Freshening seems to be an acquired taste. Does it really "Last for hours"? "Naturally powered by Baking Soda" does that help blow it out of your ass? Oh, what cavities do you apply this on?
Poor cunt with a mutilated cock like that.
When I go to pornhub, I give my "arm and hammer" a workout.
So, your dick's name is hammer? And it is the "Standard of Purity"? Breath Freshening seems to be an acquired taste. Does it really "Last for hours"? "Naturally powered by Baking Soda" does that help blow it out of your ass? Oh, what cavities do you apply this on?