A farmer's wife decided to jazz things up in the bedroom, so she bought a pair of crotchless panties. She puts 'em on, lays back on the bed, waiting for her man to come in.
He walks in, looks at her, looks at her crotch, looks at her again.
"What are ya waiting for? Don't ya want some of this?" she says, with a wink.
Reminds me of the joke;
A farmer's wife decided to jazz things up in the bedroom, so she bought a pair of crotchless panties. She puts 'em on, lays back on the bed, waiting for her man to come in.
He walks in, looks at her, looks at her crotch, looks at her again.
"What are ya waiting for? Don't ya want some of this?" she says, with a wink.
"Hell no! Look what it's done to your panties!"
Look at that nasty shank.
ok, anal then.