meet ... what is this?

meet ... what is this?
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sternhagelvoll
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Serisously, I don't know what this is.

  • soltonin October 21, 2022

    Youre walking down an Alleyway at night. In the air you can hear the sounds of the bar you just left, walking over the million discarded cigarette butts that nearly carpeted the bars parking lot. Its Warm outside, there is a pungent aroma of Urine from all the bar patrons who've come to this alleyway to piss or throw up over the years . Ahead is various trash is strewn about the sides of a clear path forward.

    Thats when you see it,,, A figure emerges from behind a dumpster .. Its Bunny Mike, (as pictured) he emerges in all his nudity before you with his sprinkled bizzare tattoos, Man boobs splashed with tats and hanging metal circles from his nipples, and his tattooed cock that looks like a beige pair of rolled up socks.

    "G'day Mate" he says to you in an affected australian accent

    What do you do ?

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  • paulewog3 October 21, 2022

    Looks Australian

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  • glennerd October 21, 2022

    FFS DAD! NOT AGAIN!

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