Oh wait... Nevermind I didn't realize that was a dude. I think I was still partially blinded from the tatooed granny I posted earlier. I need to go scrub my eyes now.
Dancing With the Stars proudly announces their first celebrity couple for the 2008 season; Hulk Hogan and Mary Lou Retton. Since leaving the ring, Hogan has decided to return to a more natural state by no longer dyeing his hair, waxing his body, or taking steroids. He does still, however, maintain his signature yellow headband. Retton, now a mom, has entered a post-punk phase complete with purple hair. Her Olympic sized thighs remain intact. Look for lots of leg drops, back flips, an trash talking during their performances.
Get the fuck out of your with your cracker asses...
Dancing With the Stars proudly announces their first celebrity couple for the 2008 season; Hulk Hogan and Mary Lou Retton. Since leaving the ring, Hogan has decided to return to a more natural state by no longer dyeing his hair, waxing his body, or taking steroids. He does still, however, maintain his signature yellow headband. Retton, now a mom, has entered a post-punk phase complete with purple hair. Her Olympic sized thighs remain intact. Look for lots of leg drops, back flips, an trash talking during their performances.
i'd sure wanna crack at that