I like long walks on the beach, cheap beer, and corn nuts. Things I dislike are rabbits, hygiene, and any and all forms of clothing. Why? Because I chaffe really easily and the rest of Ameri...I like long walks on the beach, cheap beer, and corn nuts. Things I dislike are rabbits, hygiene, and any and all forms of clothing. Why? Because I chaffe really easily and the rest of America has not caught up to my level of fatness yet.
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SERIOUSLY????!!
Proof that beer makes your dick fall off
i think that's a diet cola