What is better than that new flat screen TV you wanted for Christmas? Big Floppy Boobies thats what! and your wife has them every day of the year. Have a nice life.
hey..c'mon guys. after 15 pints, you put your beer goggles on and this baby turns into the best looking chick on the planet...works for me every saturday nite!!
...and beer makes you lose your sense of smell too.
hey..c'mon guys. after 15 pints, you put your beer goggles on and this baby turns into the best looking chick on the planet...works for me every saturday nite!!
fake birkenstocks from qvc,check. used sheet for christmas tree , check. your wife wanting to be fucked for xmas present...priceless