Chris Goodnow, an esteemed Valley attorney, has picked up a client who is suing a sex toy company. Said client purchased a butt plug that was advertised as "100% silicone". Client wears butt...Chris Goodnow, an esteemed Valley attorney, has picked up a client who is suing a sex toy company. Said client purchased a butt plug that was advertised as "100% silicone". Client wears butt plug to MRI appointment. Much to client's dismay, butt plug in fact has a metallic core. Butt plug is accelerated at the speed of sound in into client's chest cavity. Described in memo as an "anal rail gun". Client survived with major injuries.
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The sick bastard should have died
i believe they refer these lawsuits as "seinfeld cases"
Well, I learned something today.
These plugs are purposely designed with steel balls inside to "enhance contractability of the anal muscles".
This faggot was training his ass dragon.
https://www.amazon.com/Beginners-Advanced-Silicone-Stimulation-Contractility/dp/B07HLVPRFW