It's a tragic story about Siamese twins, named Ding and Dong, conjoined at the cock. Due to a medical anomaly, each of their joined cocks grew to 37 inches long.
Despite the strangeness of it all, and the fact neither of the cocks could be used for fucking because they were joined, both individuals had girlfriends who joined them for dinner that tragic evening.
When both girlfriends flirtatiously bared their boobs at the dinner table, both brothers got hard-ons which extended their cocks to more than six feet total. Unfortunately, Ding was close to the window on the 56th floor and the sudden, monumental boner shoved him right through the window. For a moment, Ding hung there, but soon his weight pulled Dong out the window too. They ended up falling 56 floors side by side, and landed on either side of a Toyota Cressida, their mighty cock stretching like a hold down strap over the roof of the car. It soon became world wide news, and such a impressive but shocking end to Ding and Dong that spectators asked the grisly scene to be left as it was.
Soon the entire car, the stretched cock and the brothers were bronzed and the entire site was declared as Ding and Dong's memorial.
Sadly, the dinner was to be a celebration because they were due to have their cocks separated with a Milwaukee Sawzall the very next day by a Jewish diamond cutter in the back seat of a Lincoln Mark IV, because of it's smooth ride. The only person unhappy about the entire situation (besides the girlfriends) was the owner of the Toyota Cressida, who had looked up through the sunroof and was slapped in the face by the whipping action of the massive cock when it hit the car. Grudgingly, he agreed to go along with being bronzed with the rest of the car and the brothers.
The monument still stands today and tourists are urged to piss on it from the same apartment on the 56th floor where the last dinner was served.
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It's a tragic story about Siamese twins, named Ding and Dong, conjoined at the cock. Due to a medical anomaly, each of their joined cocks grew to 37 inches long.
Despite the strangeness of it all, and the fact neither of the cocks could be used for fucking because they were joined, both individuals had girlfriends who joined them for dinner that tragic evening.
When both girlfriends flirtatiously bared their boobs at the dinner table, both brothers got hard-ons which extended their cocks to more than six feet total. Unfortunately, Ding was close to the window on the 56th floor and the sudden, monumental boner shoved him right through the window. For a moment, Ding hung there, but soon his weight pulled Dong out the window too. They ended up falling 56 floors side by side, and landed on either side of a Toyota Cressida, their mighty cock stretching like a hold down strap over the roof of the car. It soon became world wide news, and such a impressive but shocking end to Ding and Dong that spectators asked the grisly scene to be left as it was.
Soon the entire car, the stretched cock and the brothers were bronzed and the entire site was declared as Ding and Dong's memorial.
Sadly, the dinner was to be a celebration because they were due to have their cocks separated with a Milwaukee Sawzall the very next day by a Jewish diamond cutter in the back seat of a Lincoln Mark IV, because of it's smooth ride. The only person unhappy about the entire situation (besides the girlfriends) was the owner of the Toyota Cressida, who had looked up through the sunroof and was slapped in the face by the whipping action of the massive cock when it hit the car. Grudgingly, he agreed to go along with being bronzed with the rest of the car and the brothers.
The monument still stands today and tourists are urged to piss on it from the same apartment on the 56th floor where the last dinner was served.