biting off more than you can chew
Sometimes your eyes are bigger than your stomach. Then sometimes you are driving to fast in your car and wind up getting your face impaled by a tree branch. That's why I always drive on road... Show more
Sometimes your eyes are bigger than your stomach. Then sometimes you are driving to fast in your car and wind up getting your face impaled by a tree branch. That's why I always drive on road... Show more
What do you mean, "He's not dead?!!"
that right there would make a tasty meal
docterLi dont think u want to see him after his car accident
Mom:I DONT CARE
docter:ok
mom:hon..how are y.......................
kid:...mom my face feels funny..does it look ok